Allow Me to Introduce You to My Boomstick

You'd think that with a location name like Raccoon City, the residents would be more interested in running across streets in front of oncoming traffic and pilfering table scraps from trash cans. But nooo. They want more. Specifically, they want your brains. And since we only sell stuff for smart masses, your brains are probably especially filling.

Your best defense is a good offense. And we don't mean you should avoid bathing for a week. We mean you should be ready to empty your handy shotgun into masses of the undead at any given moment. Grenade launchers are nice and everything, but Resident Evil fans know your shotgun is your best zombie repellent in a pinch.

"Zombie Repellent" in neon green with a shotgun silhouette on the front of a black 100% cotton shirt. The back is decorated with a handful of shotgun shells above the caption "Resident Evil."