Add 15 feet to your rocket's range

It is has been said that the swordsman with the longer sword has the advantage. The greatest swordsman in the ancient world, Miyamoto Musashi, reminds us, though, that the swordsman that employs the longest sword may be hiding behind inferior strategy. Still, there's something to be said about striking from a great distance.

Let's not mix words, here. Office Warfare is serious business. There are enemies all around, eyeing your stapler... coveting your stash of dry-erase markers in rainbow colors... maybe, even, having designs on your last piece of birthday cake. I think it was Mel, the cook on Alice who said that the best defense is a good offense, and this new piece of office weaponry can definitely deliver the metaphorical boot-to-the-head.

Enter the new USB Wireless Rocket Launcher, with a transmitter and receiver that lets your launcher sit an extra 15 feet away from the base station, giving you the opportunity to rain foam death upon your enemies before they even leave their chairs.

It's kill or be killed, baby. Better get the longest sword you can.