The original hyper-powered Cola, Jolt is now available in five delicious flavors and some innovative packaging in the form of energized batteries. Jolt beverages have a unique tendency to instantly cure all your properties of inertia and any feelings of sloth you might possess. It's also great for slumps and moments of heavy dreariness and tragic despair. Basically Jolt is a magical elixir that you can purchase from ThinkGeek without selling your soul or traveling to the Himalayas and camping out with a bunch of monks. Of course any medical claims we make are completely suspect since we were drinking Jolt while writing this description. Trust us. Jolt = good.
Choose between the following great flavors:
- Cherry Bomb - Jolt's high energy take on Cherry flavored Colas.
- Jolt Blue - A sweet, almost cotton-candy like soda. Hints of blueberry.
- Jolt Ultra - Jolt's no carb, sugarless energy drink. Uses splenda.
Each arrives as a case of 12 23.5 ounce massive cans that weigh heavy in your hands. Each can contains approximately 150 milligrams of caffeine. Besides caffeine, all new Jolt Cans also contain Guarana, Ginseng, Taurine, and Vitamin B Complex! The cans feature a nifty screw top and lid so you can reseal your Jolt for maximum freshness. And as a bonus your chilled cans of Jolt include a 'power meter' on the side of each can constructed of thermosensitive ink to let you know how much Jolt is left to drink. And that's no joking matter!
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