Caffeine for the Seedy

Let's face it, people who eat healthy foods and shun caffeinated sweets in the office are annoying. Really, on the whole they are more in shape, have more "natural "energy, and make the rest of us "unhealthy" office folk look like complete losers. And why? Just because they make the choice to eat fruit and nuts while we are scarfing down chocolate covered espresso beans and Jolt Mints? Because they choose to imbibe filtered vitamin water while we chug Bawls? Well, enough is enough. Time to have your cake and eat it too (metaphorically)!

SumSeeds are a wonderful treat - straight from nature to your home (with a detour through a science lab!) They are quite frankly sunflower seeds imbued with the powers of caffeine, taurine, lysine, and ginseng (just like an energy drink) all the way through the shell and into the seed. And sunflower seeds are a natural source of protein, vitamin E, zinc, and iron. Iron helps us play. Now you are wondering, But guys, how do they get the chemicals through the shell? And we answer, Who cares? They do, and that's all that matters! For best results, suck on the seeds to get all the "happy" chemicals off, then shell them and eat the seeds to get the rest of the chemical kick. You'll reap all the benefits SumSeeds have to offer. Oh, and if you are a healthy food eater, please take the above insults in the playful manner in which they were intended. And then buy SumSeeds!

Each bag is 3.5oz of caffeinated goodness (120mg of caffeine per bag!)